About Us

About Us: Or, How These Hats Happened, I Guess.

Alright, so you're wondering how this... gestures vaguely at the website... came to be. Deep breath, it’s not exactly a saga for the ages.

It went something like this: I was, I dunno, probably scrolling through some comment section or half-listening to a podcast while doing something equally unimportant. Someone, somewhere, mentioned "TACO." And then, the reveal: apparently, TACO stands for "Trump Always Chickens Out."

My first thought wasn't, "Wow, profound political commentary!" It was more like, "Huh. Heh."

Then, a bit later, maybe after a beer or while staring blankly at the ceiling trying to remember what I went into the kitchen for, it hit me. "That'd be kinda funny on a hat."

No lightning bolt. No divine inspiration. Just a fleeting thought that, unlike most of my fleeting thoughts, actually stuck around for more than five minutes.

So, I did the bare minimum. Figured out how to get words printed on hats. Chose a font that didn't look completely terrible. Set up this website, which, as you can see, is a testament to the phrase "good enough."

There's no grand mission here. We're not trying to change the world, one semi-amusing hat at a time. Honestly, we're just trying to sell a few hats. If you also heard the TACO thing and thought, "Huh. Heh," then maybe you'll want one. If not, cool.

So, yeah. That's the story. I heard a thing, thought it was mildly funny, and put it on some hats. Now you can buy them. Or don't. Whatever.

Thanks for stopping by, I guess

Written by AI. 

 

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